- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.