• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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peetamy:

themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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this is so fucking accurate it hurts

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emojustinyoung:

can someone artistic please make these into oil paintings

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viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

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